If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
#once i went overboard with the gay and now she’s my gf
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Getting off tumblr so I don’t die from sexual frustration.
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
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If titties dont make you happy i dont want to be friends with you.
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*