zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via i-cum-nutella)

violencedeathrebirth:

Getting off tumblr so I don’t die from sexual frustration.

(via sexviolencerevolt)

sexviolencerevolt:

getwildandforget:

forever-dirty-minded:

Annnnnnnnnnd this is why i love movie nights….

this explains my junior year…

Same^

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

(Source: akailolita, via mymomcantfindthis)

lurkthejerk:

If titties dont make you happy i dont want to be friends with you.

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via get-you-wet)

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

(via my-kind-of-krazy)

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

There’s so many things that I want to text you about during the day. Things that I know you would laugh at with me. But I can’t…

thelovenotebook:

Everything Love
Quotes and Photography 

"I am no expert on love,
But I have a few suggestions to keeping your love alive.
1- Don’t fall asleep angry. But if you do, wake up in the middle of the night and hold her as close as you can.
2- Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads. If you aren’t laughing, you’re with the wrong person.
3- If you don’t feel comfortable dancing naked with your partner and showing them your four chins when you laugh, you’re doing it wrong.
4- Romance isn’t for everyone, but a post-it note in their lunchbox telling them they’re the best will never go amiss.
5- Don’t cling to them at parties. Dance with friends and spend time with acquaintances, but wink at each other across the room.
6- Keep everything 50/50, or you will fall out of balance.
7- Stop comparing your relationship to others- you are you, don’t try to be someone else.
8- Be kind. Give them space when they need it, but be their home when they come back.
9- Be proud to love them.
10- Support them through whatever they do in life, even if it’s a stupid decision. People need to make their own mistakes, but be there if it falls apart, and never say ‘I told you so’.
And most of all, love with your whole heart, or don’t love at all."

- (via lace-and-cotton)

(Source: stayproud-littleowl, via caleyhampton)

itswhateverdoeee:

Emily.
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